Junk Monkey

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Finally! The true difference between the sexes is found!

(...and I finded it!)

Boy DNA:

Girl DNA:

'nuff said.

Speak words of wisdom unto the Junk Monkey. He needs them.

Junk Monkey: I have all these bits of paper, backs of envelopes, sides of cardboard boxes, anything flat and blank enough to scribble on, full of half-drawn, stupid cartoons and idiot poems lying around. For years I have been saying I must get round to doing something with them. For years I have been meaning to get to grips with learning how to drive our ancient vector graphics tools. For years my wife has been wondering how it takes me so long to see the blindingly obvious. I can't see the blindingly obvious most of the time because I'm usually drawing fish wearing platform shoes.

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