Shopping in Oban today, fuelled by one of my Damn The Torpedoes! Full Cholesterol Ahead! It's The Weekend! breakfasts* I came across this wonderful piece of packaging. (I get irony migraines from this sort of thing.)


Interior: Overly-designed Office: Day

Client:

How do we make a deep fat fryer
look wholesome and healthy?


Advertising Wanker:

How about we put happy white people eating Pasta
on the box. Spaghetti maybe, or possibly linguine .


Client:

Deep fried spaghetti?


Advertising Wanker:

Could be deep fried, could be...
I'll get a focus group together...

*Eggy bread fried in butter topped with crispy grilled bacon drowned in a shitload of maple syrup - the kids loved it.)