A Brief Snippet From the Screenplay of Somebody Else's Life

Today Daisy, Eben and I are having a picnic in the quarry. Nearby a young lad and his parents are feeding the ducks and any other opportunistic birds that pass by.

Child:
Mum!

Child:
MUM!

Child:
MUM!

Mother:
(Giving in.)
What!?

Child:
(Pointing)
That seagull did a poo.

Nice to know it's not just my kids.