The Internet! Wonderful thing! I've missed it over the last week.
The True and Thrilling Adventures of Liam on Holiday With His Family - Copiously Illlustrated With Full Colour Pictures of the Author's Own Devising will be published shortly but for the moment I have to go through and delete the million and one French penis extension adverts that have clogged up my inbox over the last few days.
Why anyone thinks I have a French penis is beyond me, but there we go.