"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
Today, going for a walk with the kids - See! I do do Real Dad stuff sometimes. Nature walks! "Look kids, a tree!"
Walking along the beach we pick up litter - we take a carrier bag specially, (I do very middle-class Real Dad stuff: "Look kids, a beer can!")
- Bargain Bumper Size
I haven't seen a washing up liquid bottle like this for years, and the pre-decimal price ('2/8' = 'two shillings and eightpence') means that this particular bit of beach rubbish is at least 40 years old.
Aren't you glad I shared?
I'm off to throw it in the bin now from whence it will ultimately go into a landfill site and, in some dim and distant future, confuse archaeologists by being an anachronism in an otherwise uninteresting bed of early 21st century garbage.
My gift to the future.