Living with my kids is like living with a couple of weird, bonzaid Surrealists. Just before delivering the impassioned cry of "Rapunzel! Rapunzel! - I've got you some yoghurt!" Holly sang us a song at the dinner table. She often sings weird little songs but this one just creased us up:
I wish for a fish in the shape of a house
I wish for a fish in the shape of a house
I wish for a fish in the shape of a house
No No! it was a fish that had been made as a biscuit
It probably looks total pants cold on the screen but trust me, the moment was one of sublime hillarity. Especially when she started telling us it wasn't funny:
"It's not funny. It's not funny. Stop laughing and don't put your head on the table like that!"
And people wonder why I don't watch the television...
"It's not funny. It's not funny. Stop laughing and don't put your head on the table like that!"
And people wonder why I don't watch the television...
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