Nothing interesting happened today so I have nothing interesting to write about tonight. It didn't rain and I did some laundry. That's as exciting as it got. So, in lieu of telling you precisely how hot I did get and how many pairs of socks I washed, here are a couple of bits of scribbles I found in my notebooks:
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Clara Schumann had a tragic life. When things got really rough she went round to her friend Beethoven's for a bit of tea and symphony.
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So I thought, 'why don't I put my money where my mouth is?'. Why? Because money tastes awful, that's why. If you don't believe me, take a well-worn and well-crumpled fiver out of your pocket, hold it up to your nose, and have a good sniff. One of the most revolting smells you'll ever come across. Imagine what it tastes like.
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I'm going to bed now, 'night.
(Actually this is a fib. I'm going to be sitting here for a bit trying to write a story while trying not to drink something called 'Hung Fook Tong Canton Love-pes Vine Drink'. We're out of faux beer and this bottle was the only cool thing in the fridge. It's been there since the last time we were in a Chinese supermarket buying things at random. Hung Fook Tong Canton Love-pes Vine Drink's contents include 'Liquorice Root' and 'Grosvenor Mormodica Fruit' - and it tastes like it. It's probably the most revolting thing I have tasted since Holly bought a packet of ready to eat, snack-sized, dried cuttlefish. I may have to suck my loose change to get the taste out of my mouth.)
(Actually this is a fib. I'm going to be sitting here for a bit trying to write a story while trying not to drink something called 'Hung Fook Tong Canton Love-pes Vine Drink'. We're out of faux beer and this bottle was the only cool thing in the fridge. It's been there since the last time we were in a Chinese supermarket buying things at random. Hung Fook Tong Canton Love-pes Vine Drink's contents include 'Liquorice Root' and 'Grosvenor Mormodica Fruit' - and it tastes like it. It's probably the most revolting thing I have tasted since Holly bought a packet of ready to eat, snack-sized, dried cuttlefish. I may have to suck my loose change to get the taste out of my mouth.)
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